A Portrait of an Imbecile
I’m a Liverpudlian moron who, for some reason, prefers writing to pretty much anything else. So why waste trees? I can write all I like on here, so I do.
Whilst saving the pandas and the honey badgers and preventing hordes of angry hippies in their tie-dye t-shirts and vegan three-quarter length surf shorts from battering my door down with their environmentally friendly battering log, I think I’ve bypassed the greatest hinderance to the writing community which is getting published. I plan to keep the distillery bubbling for as long as possible by frequently throwing in new and wonderful combinations of the ingredients, so keep your eyes open.
Seeing as this page is called ‘About the Authour’ I suppose I’d better write something about me. I hate football, grapes with seeds in and people with their heads inserted into their anus, while liking alcohol, good music and tagliatelle. Obviously there are other things I like, but I can’t really be arsed going into it all now, so use your imagination.
Benji x
