The Imbecile Distillery

Whoa it’s been a long while. I’ve really nothing to say so, rather than post blank entries, I decided to save myself the time and hassle and just not do anything at all. However in the past few days, I’ve experienced some ‘NEWSWORTHY EVENTS’ which absolutely have to be recorded here. For training purposes.

Erm…right. Firstly, I have been spotted dancing at a party for a relatives birthday. This does not sound that newsworthy, but wait. Watching me dance is like watching Barry and Paul Chuckle maneovre a wardrobe. Awkward, loud, and lots of ‘to me, to you’. There has actually been a resolution passed by the United Nations forbidding my dancing in Venezuala, Greece, and some regions in Turkey. I also remember (albeit vaguely) doing Rockette kicks to Frank Sinatra. Cringe, cringe, cringe.

Next item, erm…oh! I have recently changed from Windows (boo) to Linux (hooray). The change has been a positive one, and one I haven’t yet had chance to regret. Needless to say its working fine now, it has worked fine since, and will continue to work fine for the forseeable future I believe. Now that its not spending all its time looking around gormlessly and not doing what I ask, its a new machine practically! Plus with KDE4 it even looks quite flashy where XP had to look shit. XP had to look shit because the 1,000,000 effects caused bugger-all else to work.

Balls to this, I’m tired. I’ll write some more soon.