And now, normal service will be resumed…
Whoa it’s been a long while. I’ve really nothing to say so, rather than post blank entries, I decided to save myself the time and hassle and just not do anything at all. However in the past few days, I’ve experienced some ‘NEWSWORTHY EVENTS’ which absolutely have to be recorded here. For training purposes.
Erm…right. Firstly, I have been spotted dancing at a party for a relatives birthday. This does not sound that newsworthy, but wait. Watching me dance is like watching Barry and Paul Chuckle maneovre a wardrobe. Awkward, loud, and lots of ‘to me, to you’. There has actually been a resolution passed by the United Nations forbidding my dancing in Venezuala, Greece, and some regions in Turkey. I also remember (albeit vaguely) doing Rockette kicks to Frank Sinatra. Cringe, cringe, cringe.
Next item, erm…oh! I have recently changed from Windows (boo) to Linux (hooray). The change has been a positive one, and one I haven’t yet had chance to regret. Needless to say its working fine now, it has worked fine since, and will continue to work fine for the forseeable future I believe. Now that its not spending all its time looking around gormlessly and not doing what I ask, its a new machine practically! Plus with KDE4 it even looks quite flashy where XP had to look shit. XP had to look shit because the 1,000,000 effects caused bugger-all else to work.
Balls to this, I’m tired. I’ll write some more soon.
Steep Prices and Trees!
Ok so I’m now officially mystified as to the weird and wonderful way my blog has wriggled into the minds of so many people. I thought it would become a bottom feeder, eating the gravel and excreting it through its pliable anus, but instead it’s averaging 8-10 hits a day, with busy days receiving upwards of 31 hits! How has this majestic occurence occured? Well anyway, I thought I’d talk you through some scientific findings in relation to the marvel.
Weirdly one search term which crops up repeatedly is ‘evil aliens rape’. I’ll just let that sink in. Somewhere around the world, people are searching for websites to do with the weird rape scene out of Evil Aliens, and naturally my educational post from a few weeks ago is drawing them inexorably to my blog. So this is why I have tagged this post with ‘evil aliens rape’; I want to see comments, people, on why you are searching for this term! It’s not a witch-hunt, it’s just a high curiosity of mine! Feel free to tell me, people, I beg for the answers.
Other posts will be put up soon, but it’s late and I have minestrone soup and Top Gear to get to so…bye bye!
P.S. This blog has nothing to do with steep prices or trees…fans of Homestar Runner will understand…if they watch enough of it.
For those of you who like a nip of youth with your humour…
May I recommend that you take two pills of http://jamesctplant.wordpress.com daily, and wash it down with a good old glass of water? That’ll clear your bronchitis/sarkoidosis/granuloma up no problem.
This link is to my little brother’s blog. He’s only fifteen, so pat him on the head or something. Or give him candy because he’s a child, and all children like candy. Or maybe because, due to the fact he’s fifteen, you’ll have to pacify him with distractions and youth centres or else he’ll attain a hundred ASBOs in the next thirty seconds, stab half the population of Wallasey and set your grandmother on fire, which will in turn anger Mr. Gordon Brown. By the way, this is not an examination of my brother, more an examination of British youth.
Read it, or face an inflammatory death of the wrinklies with a sharpened blade!
